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The day after Christmas, President Trump issued his official Kwanzaa greetings from the White House:
“This annual celebration of African heritage, unity and culture is a special opportunity for many to reflect on their shared ancestry and values. At this time, our nation joins in honoring the important contributions of African-Americans to the strength and success of the United States.”
We have to assume this was Jared’s idea.
Other great Jared ideas:
1) Fire James Comey — the Democrats will love it!
2) Hire Anthony Scaramucci — we need to bring professionalism to the communications department!
3) Back Luther Strange in the Alabama Senate primary and diss Mo Brooks, the MAGA candidate — don’t worry, this won’t lead, like night into day, to a primary victory by Roy Moore and a Democratic pickup in the most conservative state in the union.
4) Hire more Goldman Sachs bankers than George W. Bush and Barack Obama combined — that’s just what your industrial Midwest base wants!
5) Back Obama’s Paris climate accord — this won’t result in mass protests when fuel prices soar in the countries that signed it! (Like France.)
6) Defend bone saw-killer Mohammed bin Salman to the hilt — I’m sure he’s not manipulating me at all!
Kwanzaa, celebrated exclusively by white liberals, is a fake holiday invented in 1966 by black radical/FBI stooge Ron Karenga — aka Dr. Maulana Karenga, founder of United Slaves, the violent nationalist rival to the Black Panthers. Liberals have become so mesmerized by multicultural gibberish that they have forgotten the real history of Kwanzaa and Karenga’s United Slaves.
In what was ultimately a foolish gambit, during the madness of the ’60s, the FBI encouraged the most extreme black nationalist organizations in order to discredit and split the left. The more preposterous the group, the better. (It’s the same function MSNBC and CNN serve today.)
By that criterion, Karenga’s United Slaves was perfect.
Despite modern perceptions that blend all the black activists
of the ’60s, the Black Panthers did not hate whites. Although some of
their most high-profile leaders were drug dealers and murderers, they
did not seek armed revolution.
Those were the precepts of Karenga’s United Slaves. The United
Slaves were proto-fascists, walking around in dashikis, gunning down
Black Panthers and adopting invented “African” names. (I will not be
shooting any Black Panthers this week because I am Kwanzaa-reform, and
we are not that observant.)
It’s as if David Duke invented a holiday called “Anglika,”
which he based on the philosophy of “Mein Kampf” — and clueless public
school teachers began celebrating the made-up, racist holiday.
In the category of the-gentleman-doth-protest-too-much, back in
the ’70s, Karenga was quick to criticize Nigerian newspapers that
claimed that certain American black radicals were CIA operatives.
Karenga publicly denounced the idea, saying, “Africans must stop
generalizing about the loyalties and motives of Afro-Americans,
including the widespread suspicion of black Americans being CIA agents.”
In a 1995 interview with Ethnic NewsWatch, Karenga
matter-of-factly explained that the forces out to get O.J. Simpson for
the “framed” murder of two whites included: “the FBI, the CIA, the State
Department, Interpol” and so on. Karenga should know about FBI
infiltration. (He further noted that the evidence against O.J. did not
“eliminate unreasonable doubt” — an interesting standard of proof.)
Now we know the truth: The FBI fueled the bloody rivalry
between the Panthers and United Slaves. In the annals of the American
’60s, Karenga was the Father Gapon, stooge of the czarist police.
Whether Karenga was a willing FBI dupe, or just a dupe, remains unclear.
In one barbarous outburst, Karenga’s United Slaves shot two
Black Panthers to death on the UCLA campus: Al “Bunchy” Carter and John
Huggins. Karenga himself served time, a useful stepping-stone for his
current position as the chair of the Africana Studies Department at
California State University at Long Beach.
(Speaking of which, Rep. Paul Ryan certainly is right about
what a fantastic job his mentor Jack Kemp did reaching out to all those
“socially conservative” minorities. Look at how California has swung
decisively to the right since Kemp started all that outreach stuff. Good
luck winning California now, Democrats!)
Back to the esteemed Cal State professor: Karenga’s invented
holiday is a nutty blend of schmaltzy ’60s rhetoric, black racism and
Marxism. The seven principles of Kwanzaa are the very same seven
principles of the Symbionese Liberation Army, another invention of The
Worst Generation.
In 1974, Patty Hearst, kidnap victim-cum-SLA revolutionary,
famously posed next to the banner of her alleged captors, a seven-headed
cobra. Each snakehead stood for one of the SLA’s revolutionary
principles: Umoja, Kujichagulia, Ujima, Ujamaa, Nia, Kuumba and Imani.
These are the exact same seven “principles” of Kwanzaa. (And here’s
something interesting: Kawaida, Kwanzaa and Kuumba are also the only
three Kardashian sisters not to have their own shows on the E! network.)
Kwanzaa praises collectivism in every possible area of life. It
takes a village to raise a police snitch. When Karenga was asked to
distinguish Kawaida, the philosophy underlying Kwanzaa, from “classical
Marxism,” he essentially said that, under Kawaida, we also hate whites.
While taking the “best of early Chinese and Cuban socialism”
(is that the mass murder, the imprisonment of homosexuals or the forced
labor?), Karenga said Kawaida practitioners believe one’s racial
identity “determines life conditions, life chances and
self-understanding.”
There’s an inclusive philosophy for you!
Kwanzaa was the result of a ’60s psychosis grafted onto the
black community by the founder of a murderous black nationalist cult
with the FBI’s seal of approval.
Kwanzaa emerged not from Africa, but from the FBI’s COINTELPRO.
Sing to “Jingle Bells”:
Kwanzaa bells, dashikis sell
Whitey has to pay;
Burning, shooting, oh what fun
On this made-up holiday!
Only white liberals take Kwanzaa seriously. American Blacks celebrate Christmas.
Merry Christmas, fellow Christians!
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